Pool Party Fiesta!

[Big Pandora]

wheeeeeee i am so excited for our big party i just hope no one spiked my margarita and i start having hallucinations of my worst fears like at lydia's party! hopefully my sunscreen is resistant to aconite poisoning.

i brought sliced pineapples with cherries on them for our meal.


purple.

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ok, pool checklist...

sunscreen on

vegetarian meat substitue turducken brought to party

use the long net thing to scoop leaves off the top of the pool

this place will be super clean if we all pool our resources.

i'm drinkin a midori - which is japanese for green.

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Before I put on my sunscreen, I'd like to show you these Tofurky strips that I brought! They are pretty nasty and I heard they give you indigestion but it's better than beef jerky, right? Anyway, here I am slapping on my sunblock. It's okay for extremely pasty people to substitute sunscreen with sunblock, right?

Now it's time to sit back and enjoy this Shirley Temple. Mmm, nonalcoholic-y!

[Big Pandora]

omg i loved your joke sam. my chore of today was setting up for the party ie ~making this thread~ so i hope a lot of people show up or the boy who stalks me will have to invite drag queens. i potatoing love inserting teen wolf stuff into the conversation like its no big thing.

i am now drinking a long island iced tea because i had a tequila and raspberry one at dinner the other night and it was huge and ~pink~ and pretty good.

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I've brought some bruschetta (garlic toast with tomatoes and pesto).

I'm putting on my sunscreen and I'm helping my wonderful partner Bandit with his.

I've also cleaned the pool filters before we get in.

And last but not least I have a tequila sunrise.

Also, silver.

[Big Pen]

I brought veggie sandwiches.

*puts on sunscreen*

I'm cleaning the pool's floor because it looks kinda green. Green.

I'm also breaking the law and drinking a beer or something.

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I brought stuff that isnt specifically vegetarian. just normal goddamn food. i brought chocolate cake because terry craig doesnt like it

*puts on sunCREAM* why dont you call it suncream? sunscreen is lame, it would be like calling teen wolf ~adolescent~ wolf

i am laying out flipflops so that everyone will have a pair after bathing and will not slip on the wet pool floor. I am a UK size 2/3. What sizes are you, so I know the correct ones to lay out?

I am drinking something with alcohol in. maybe. The Alcohol is Black looking. Black. Maybe its just coke?

FISH OUT OF WATER

Pandora you are also a very fun person to work and make rules with. I would like to be pool queens with you forever.

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Nov 5, 2013 10:41:31 GMT -7 @beereturned said:

FISH OUT OF WATER

Does that still count?

also I brought some blueberries. BLUE.

drinking water because i'm lame.

and i put everything out of the pool except the water. There were some leaves inside, and also two empty bottles and someone's trousers. I have no idea whose they are, I put them next to the pool, whoever wants them can take them.

[Big Pen]

I brought that delicious strawberry pie I baked.

Drinking orange juice.

I'm throwing chlorine in the pool. Get out, guys!

White.

(Already applied sunscreen)

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Today I brought some more specifically vegetarian disgusting food. It's egg white tofu scrambler, and it tastes like cat barf! I hope you all enjoy that as I sit far away from it and drink some tasty Elderflower cordial, in the spirit of TE.

P.S. Teal?

[Big Pandora]

the tofu scramble would sound ~good~ to me if you didnt describe it as cat barf, i had this thing from an asian restaurant the other day and it was just a salsa load of veggies, fried rice and tofu in this sauce and it was great. i'll bring that.

ps teen wolf baby blue sunscreen or cream mojito

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Nov 5, 2013 14:26:02 GMT -7 @anka said:

Nov 5, 2013 10:41:31 GMT -7 @beereturned said:

FISH OUT OF WATER

Does that still count?

also I brought some blueberries. BLUE.

drinking water because i'm lame.

and i put everything out of the pool except the water. There were some leaves inside, and also two empty bottles and someone's trousers. I have no idea whose they are, I put them next to the pool, whoever wants them can take them.

you're doing a great job helping me anka keep it up



i made vegetarian pizzas !!!!



i'll be placing them on the pool furniture once i'm done putting it together from the ikea pack. what a chore!



i'm now ~drinking~ the gin and tonic i made in the kitchen also



i made it using pink gin!



i wish our pool had water slides like the water park in the film The Way way back. that would be cool

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Nov 4, 2013 20:17:57 GMT -7 @teleramisback said:

Aye aye matey.

I'm drinking Jack Daniels which is GREEN for some reason

I love you when you follow rules, you're so great.

I brought those delicious brigadeiros.

(Already applied sunscreen and cleaned)

~Lilac~

Drinking a coke.

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Nov 6, 2013 12:23:10 GMT -7 Big Pandora said:

FISH OUT OF WATER

tequila sunrise teen wolf

Nov 5, 2013 15:46:06 GMT -7 @bandit said:

Don't be such a sourwolf!

And I'm drinking orange soda while guessing the color orange! And putting on sunscreen! AAAH!!

IM THE @lph@

ugh fin@lly the pool is open @g@in.

B@ndit, you're the best for s@ving me from drowning!

I'm re-@pplying sunscreen/cre@m.

I brought some sweetcorn succot@sh to e@t.

I'm l@ying out some towels.

I'm drinking green @bsinthe.

This pool is @ nightm@re.

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I am bringing spring rolls! Without meat of course.

I am putting on my SUNCREAM.

I am ~keeping~ the cats/various animals away from the pool so that they don't drown.

I am responsibly and legally drinking coffee in a teen wolf mug.

Nov 5, 2013 22:58:59 GMT -7 Big Pandora said:

the tofu scramble would sound ~good~ to me if you didnt describe it as cat barf, i had this thing from an asian restaurant the other day and it was just a salsa load of veggies, fried rice and tofu in this sauce and it was great. i'll bring that.

ps teen wolf baby blue sunscreen or cream mojito

You are charming in your usage of language, Pandora. It's very red. RED.