Campfire Tale

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Gather round, everyone! That's right, sit yourselves down by the freshly planted helianthus annuus. I've got a story to tell you all. You might want to huddle closer because this story involves a haunted house. What, that doesn't sound too scary? How about if I told you that the house in question is the very house you've been living in for the past few weeks? Yeah that changes things, doesn't it? You may have been wondering why our friends keep disappearing on a regular basis...

Submitted for the approval of my fellow housemates, I call this story:

The Tale of the Big Brother House.

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I look forward to this, and here's a joke relevant to the flower i just planted

What does one call a country where people only drive pink cars? A Dianthus caryophyllus!

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this sounds very good sixteen

i am looking forward to more

it might have the potential to become my favourite work by you, like teen wolf has the potential to become my favourite show and my favourite flower i just planted which is a Tulipa Gesneriana

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I love this already. Maybe as much as I love my Taraxacum officinale.

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Nov 4, 2013 10:40:11 GMT -7 @sixteen said:

Gather round, everyone! That's right, sit yourselves down by the freshly planted helianthus annuus. I've got a story to tell you all. You might want to huddle closer because this story involves a haunted house. What, that doesn't sound too scary? How about if I told you that the house in question is the very house you've been living in for the past few weeks? Yeah that changes things, doesn't it? You may have been wondering why our friends keep disappearing on a regular basis...

Submitted for the approval of my fellow housemates, I call this story:

The Tale of the Big Brother House.

DID YOU WATCH ARE YOU ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? I ALWAYS TRIED TO AND THEN I REGRETTED IT BECAUSE I GOT SCARED.

i am so excited (and scared)

shut up i did not look up wolf related plants just to post Lycium barbarum. i havent talked about scott yet, scott is awesome guys. being a true alpha really makes no sense but if anyone is really admirable and bad at making sense, its scott mccall. though also a little horrible that scott is werewolf jesus with what he did in the season two finale but whatever being mean to derek is a freebie i guess.

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I loved Are You Afraid of the Dark so much but I haven't watched it since I was a kid. It's probably not that scary now but the time it was like the ultimate horror.

I'll plant some dionaea muscipula, a scary plant.

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Are we ever going to hear the actual story or are we just left to wallow in the scariness of the title?

...I said as I planted a hechtia texensis.

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The house must have had an owner at one point, surely, though nobody could remember who it had been. Even the oldest people in town had said that it was abandoned in their youth. That only made the trek more exciting. Linda watched as it appeared over the horizon, her stomach filling with butterflies.

“BOO!” Terry shouted, jumping out in front of her. Linda leaped into the air and Emma Squalor screamed.
“Don’t do that!” Linda shrieked. “I’m nervous enough already.”
“What is there to be nervous about?” Terry scoffed.
“Old Man Hermes says it’s haunted,” Willis pointed out, trying not to look scared.
“Old Man Hermes is just an old man,” Terry said as he wrenched open the gate.
“Yeah, exactly” Emma said. “And we’re just a bunch of twelve-year-old kids. Don’t you think he knows better than we do?” Terry ignored her and marched up towards the front door of the house, trampling a patch of taraxacum officinale on his way. The others ran close behind, not wanting to linger in the dark.

Inside were all the usual rooms one would expect to find in a house: a kitchen, a living room, a bathroom. There was only one bedroom but it was filled with over a dozen beds, taking up almost the whole floor to itself. There was another room behind a glass door but it was completely empty, giving it a stark and sombre atmosphere that creeped out the kids. Outside there was a pool in a large walled garden. At one point Emma found a bunch of diaries stuffed into cubbyholes in the wall but they were all as empty as the glass room. They were beginning to wonder if maybe it was just a regular abandoned house until Terry burst into the kitchen in a panic.

“What’s wrong?” Willis asked.
“The doors,” Terry sputtered, “they won’t open. I can’t get them to open. I can’t do it. We’re trapped.”

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old man hermes is the best. im glad my aunt called me buttercup instead of Ranunculus, they will look pretty in the garden but that isnt a catchy name.

teen wolf is great

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lol because terry is a classical douche

Are there douches in teen wolf? Which ones should I be careful of, as I plant this Viola tricolor subsp. hortensis

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I have not seen any Teen Wolf but I can honestly say that all of the actors look like douches.

Now I will go plant a rhizophora mangle.

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i can honestly say that you know nothing about teen wolf because tyler hoechlin is ~literally~ human sunshine and the cast in general seems super super nice. like if they made all the decisions and did all the interviews for teen wolf i would really be fine with that because they're never rude to fans, they think about their characters more than the writers and they're all adorable dorks.

seriously hoechlin is Nice To Everyone, is super christian, likes the cheesecake factory and one of his costars had to dress him he was so bad at clothes. and anytime fans make him things he literally gushes over them and he introduces himself when he meets fans like they dont know who he is, he always uses his manners okay and





planting Helianthus annuus in honor of the human sunshine.

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I used to like derek but he's become really unappealing recently, why do you like him so much pan? you know who is more appealing? sam rockwell in The Way Way Back.

Musa acuminata has also been planted by the way.

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@lthough they h@d origin@lly dismissed Terry’s r@vings @s just @nother pr@nk, the kids soon re@lised th@t they were indeed tr@pped in the house. Emm@ beg@n to hyperventil@te @nd Willis went @s white @s @ ghost. Lind@ w@s trying very h@rd not to cry. Even the norm@lly cool-he@ded Terry w@s p@cing b@ck @nd forth, wringing his h@nds together.

“We need to find @ w@y out,” Willis s@id. “Let’s split up.”
“I’ll try to find @ w@y outside through the g@rden,” Emm@ suggested.
“I’ll search the bedroom @nd the b@throom,” Terry said.
“Ok@y then I’ll try the kitchen @nd the living room,” Willis replied.
“W@it...” Lind@ s@id, stiffening. “Th@t me@ns th@t I’m left with...”
They @ll looked @t the curious room @nd shivered, Lind@ most of @ll. Emm@ put @ comforting h@nd on her shoulder @nd left to ex@mine the pool @re@. Terry g@ve her some words of encour@gement @nd Willis h@nded her @ sisyrinchium @ngustifolium before they went to se@rch their rooms. Lind@ took @ deep bre@th @nd opened the gl@ss door.

The w@lls were d@rk @nd h@d @n eerie qu@lity th@t chilled Lind@ to the bone. It w@s @lmost @s if they were bre@thing, in @nd out, in @nd out. She stepped into the centre of the room, @fr@id to get too close to the edges. @t th@t moment the gl@ss door sl@mmed shut. Lind@ yelped @nd fell to her feet. She fumbled @round for the gl@sses th@t h@d f@llen off her f@ce @nd touched something th@t felt like... oh no.

The h@nd th@t Lind@ now held gripped her tight @nd pulled her tow@rds the w@ll. The bre@thing bec@me louder @nd Lind@ scre@med in terror. The boy st@nding in the d@rkness, @ vibr@nt M embl@zoned on his r@gged co@t, b@bbled incoherently @s he tugged @t her sleeve. Lind@ pulled free using @ll her strength @nd bolted for the door. The boy bounded @fter her, mumbling @nd crying @s she @ttempted to esc@pe. Lind@ could only m@ke out one phr@se, repe@ted over and over.

“Big Brother. Big Brother. BIG BROTHER!”

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Spooky! Just like my black Dahlia x hybrida.