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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2013 10:03:41 GMT -7
Hello everyone! As a happy citizen in these prosperous times, I'm informing you that you all will receive the gift of regulated shower length and frequency. Requests for showers should be submitted two days in advance and must be approved before taking place. Faucets will be programmed to turn on and off automatically, with no work required by you. What a time of convenience we live in! Our bountiful water supply can now be enjoyed with less thought and effort and more fun!
Please note that individual drinking water allotments can be picked up in the kitchen. Isn't it wonderful to have all your needs fulfilled for you?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2013 11:04:50 GMT -7
I would like to apply for a group shower with some of my fellow housemates to continue the tradition of this house, also this would be doubleplusunwasteful. Feel free to join us when our allocated shower time is upon us as the more the merrier!
WE'VE NEVER LIVED IN MORE PROSPEROUS TIMES!
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Post by Big Pen on Oct 21, 2013 15:54:46 GMT -7
It truly is incredible how convenient these services are. I also enjoy our daily exercises assisted by the telescreen. I hear it's the same set of exercises our great soldiers in the armed forces practice. And you can see how strong it makes them, after all, we're nearly conquering Eastasia.
WE'VE NEVER LIVED IN MORE PROSPEROUS TIMES!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2013 3:36:08 GMT -7
I would like to apply for a shower. Thank you for providing showers for everyone!
WE'VE NEVER LIVED IN MORE PROSPEROUS TIMES!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2013 14:57:36 GMT -7
As Pen has said, this is truly the most convenience we have ever experienced! No wonder we are so close to victory. Eastasia surely cannot conquer us thanks to Big Brother.
WE'VE NEVER LIVED IN MORE PROSPEROUS TIMES!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 0:10:25 GMT -7
BSam and Anka, your shower requests have been approved. Tomorrow morning I hope you enjoy your lengthy shower time of 3.5 minutes relaxing in the refreshing and rejuvenating water from our bountiful sources. It's wonderful to have such plenty water to go around.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 2:07:42 GMT -7
Rellim I would be honoured if you joined me. We must not waste water!
WE'VE NEVER LIVED IN MORE PROSPEROUS TIMES!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2013 2:09:40 GMT -7
showing the allocation
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 5:29:35 GMT -7
i er ferffffffffffffffffffff ppppppooooooooooooooooooooop poop damnit
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2013 7:03:01 GMT -7
So I wanted to use this post to remind everybody how much I love the Big Brothers. As we all know they are wonderful creatures and I for one welcome our new BB overlords. Some may doubt their intentions and such but, what can I say, I'm a fan.
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